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«An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her.»
«Another term for balloon is bad breath holder.»
Author: Demetri Martin (Actor, Comedian, Writer) | About: Funny
«An optimist is a person who starts a new diet on Thanksgiving Day.»
«A blunderer is a man who starts a meat market during Lent»
Author: James Montgomery Bailey | About: Funny | Keywords: blunderer, Lent
«At this moment I do not have a personal relationship with a computer.»
«Andy: Look at our love fern! It's dead!Ben: No it's only sleeping.»
Author: Kate Hudson (Actress) | About: Funny, Love, Movies | Keywords: andy, ben, furnace
«A blind bloke walks into a shop with a guide dog. He picks the Dog up and starts swinging it around his head. Alarmed, a shop assistant calls out: 'Can I help, sir?' 'No thanks,' says the blind bloke. 'Just looking.'»
«And computers are getting smarter all the time: scientists tell us that soon they will be able to talk to us. (By they I mean computers: I doubt scientists will ever be able to talk to us.)»
«Aristotle maintained that women have fewer teeth than men; although he was twice married, it never occurred to him to verify this statement by examining his wives' mouths.»
«Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.»

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