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Dave Barry Quotes

«More and more products are coming out in fiercely protective packaging designed to prevent consumers from consuming them. These days you have to open almost every consumer item by gnawing on the packaging.»
«Experts agree that the best type of computer for your individual needs is one that comes on the market about two days after you actually purchase some other computer.»
«I am not the only person who uses his computer mainly for the purpose of diddling with his computer.»
Author: Dave Barry (Humorist, Writer) | About: Computers | Keywords: diddle, diddled, diddling, mainly, uses
«Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.»
«The Democrats seem to be basically nicer people, but they have demonstrated time and again that they have the management skills of celery.»
«A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person»
Author: Dave Barry (Humorist, Writer) | Keywords: Nice, rude, rudest, waiter, waiters
«I want a pit crew... I hate the procedure I currently have to go through when I have car problems.»
«Skiers view snowboarders as a menace; snowboarders view skiers as Elmer Fudd.»
«To better understand why you need a personal computer, let's take a look at the pathetic mess you call your life.»
«American consumers have no problem with carcinogens, but they will not purchase any product, including floor wax, that has fat in it.»

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