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Date Submitted: 11/11/2003 01:44:18
Category: / Literature / English
Length: 1 pages (378 words)
Here it is, February already! Damn! This year is flyin by like a car hit bum! It's also time for me to be campaigning for president again. So far so good. In New Hampshire, I spent not one cent and Gary Bauer spent 800 thousand bucks only to get 324 votes more than I did! Once again I've added more bikini girls to the page. My favorites are the patriotic gals. Nothin says God Bless America like …
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…that love to laugh at life's craziness! My fellow fartknockers, I will keep the commentaries coming and once again thanks for all the support and kind e-mail! Oh, one more thing; Janet Reno, Ted Kennedy, Bud Selig, Jesse Jackson , Al Sharpton, Ted Turner, and that little prick workin the drive thru down at the Wendy's can KISS MY MUSCULAR IN SHAPE DOLPH LUNDGRIN LOOKIN ASS!! Have a good February and remember, GRITS AND TITS!! GIT-R-DONE!!
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