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Words for Women

Date Submitted: 05/13/2004 10:41:45
Category: / Literature / English
Length: 2 pages (560 words)
Words Women Use FINE ~ This is the word we use at the end of any argument that we feel we are right about but need to shut you up. NEVER use fine to describe how a woman looks. This will cause you to have one of those arguments. FIVE MINUTES ~ This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your football game is going to last before you take out the …
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…It signifies that you have hurt her in some callous way, and will be followed by the "Loud Sigh." Be careful not to ask what is wrong after the "Loud Sigh," as she will only tell you "Nothing." Please send this out to ALL men that you know just to warn them about future arguments they can avoid if remembering all the terminology. And send to all your women friends to get a good laugh!
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