Things not to say during sex
*But everybody looks funny naked!
*You woke me up for that?
*Did I mention the video camera?
*Do you smell something burning?
*(in a janitor's closet) And they say romance is dead...
*Try breathing through your nose.
*A little rug burn ever hurt anyone!
*Is that a Medic-Alert Pendant?
*Sweetheart, did you lock the back door?
*But whipped cream makes me break out.
*Person 1: This is your first time..right? Person 2: Yeah.. today
*(in the …
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…a date.
*O.k. start...oh! that feels so... you're done??!!
*You ever see basic instinct?
*I'm out of condoms, can I use a sock?
*Don't squirm, you'll spill my beer.
*Did I tell you where my cold sore came from?
*You got boogies showing.
*(Start reciting the 10 commandments).
*I think I just pooed on your bed.
*Of course I don't love you.
*Let me spell it out for you, b-r-e-a-t-h m-i-n-t
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