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Baked beans have been known to cause problems for those who indulge in large amounts at once. One particular man, Richard, had a terrible passion for baked beans. He loved them, but they always had an embarrassing and somewhat lively reaction on him. After graduating college, he met a girl named Rhonda and fell in love. When it was apparent that they would marry, he thought to himself, "She'll never go for me carrying on …

…Apologizing for taking so long, she asked if he had peeked at the dinner. After assuring her he had not, she removed the blindfold and yelled, "Surprise!" To his shock and horror, there were twelve dinner guests seated around the table for Richard's surprise 40th birthday party. Rhonda asked, "What have you done in here?" All twelve friends and family members had fainted and were lying on the floor. Dick replied, "I had some gas."