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So This is Me for the Next Five Years... "Imagine if everyone looked like their driver's license picture?" The audience gaffaws. It's a sure laugh. Everyone knows they will look bad on their license. It's one of the facts of life right? Tootie knew it, even Blair knew it, but I think it's a matter of attitude. I just had my license renewed for another five years and asked the clerk in the spaceport that …

…should give you the right look. I followed this simple idea when I went to get my new license. I knew it wasn't going to be as good as last time, even took me awhile after I got it to get used to the idea that this is the picture that will represent me until the year 2003 - straight through the millenium by anyones account. It's not a bad license picture, it's just more realistic.