The 3 Horizontally Enhanced Pigs
Date Submitted: 07/23/2004 17:28:36
Category: / Literature / Creative Writing
Length: 1 pages (403 words)
Category: / Literature / Creative Writing
Length: 1 pages (403 words)
The 3 Horizontally Enhanced Pigs
Once upon a time there lived three pigs. Together they owned a very popular restaurant, "Pork Boys."
Each of the pigs made different burgers for different people. The first pig, Hamm was trying to watch his weight so he made Veggie Burgers.
The secound pig named Pork Chop made his burger with special High protein cheese and fat free thousand island dressing.
The third pig, Bacon, made the grease burger with …
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…else for that matter so it is my duty to destroy you."
Big Bacon Boy than launched his Grease Burger in the mouth of the Beast. Richard than stunned by the fat cried out in agony.
"Here Richard, take a taste of my chocolate malt machine gun!"
Rat-tat-tat-tat!
"No I am fattening up," Ricard Simons moaned. "Just when I had a perfect size 34 waist."
After that day the pigs of the town lived without fear.
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