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A recent trend of people has been to take up playing an instrument such as guitars, bass guitars, drums, flutes, trombones, clarinets, and trumpets. These are all great instruments, but the god of the guitar, Santanacus, and his story truly top all. The great gods of Olympia granted him this gift of being a god after he proved he truly invented the guitar and plays the best of all mortals and immortals. He joins the …

…crashing down upon it. Before he had even the chance to stand up, Santanacus was declared the winner. Peter gazed up with fear in his eyes, only to see Santanacus pointing at him. The angry god Santanacus mumbling a spell turned Peter into a jack ass, for thinking he could ever beat a god. Some might say that Santanacus caused Peter to drop the guitar for fear of losing, but no one will ever know.