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Picture a cool summer night cruising with your friends, the wind whipping off your butt cheeks as you speed past multiple cars. Mooning someone may seem like a simple task, but it is an art form that takes great skill and practice. Why, who, and where are three of the questions that must be answered in order to achieve the ideal atmosphere needed to properly moon someone. The first step to mastering this art is …

…Many consider mooning to be juvenile and a waste of time. For me, mooning someone is neither juvenile nor a waste of time but an art form that few truly understand yet millions exploit. Thus, I say, “Knowledge is power.” All you have to do is “ask and you shall receive” the answers to proper and effective mooning. Therefore, now you have the tools to become a professional all you need now is the talent.